• Basic Covfefe

    Joe Biden Quits Politics To Host “C’Mon Man” For ESPN!

    This may come as a Huuuge surprise to his opponent President Donald J. Trump and an even bigger surprise to the Left. However Joe Biden says “I know about roaches and kids jumping on my lap. And I love kids jumping on my lap”. Joe Biden has decided to drop his bid from the Democratic Party and opt out of the Presidential Election to pursue what he referred to as “a childhood dream”. We sat down with Biden in an exclusive interview from his basement in Wilmington, Delaware. Where we found Joe in what he referred to as his “House Clothes”. He was dawning an old tattered bathrobe, slippers and…

  • Comedy,  Satire

    How To Pick Up Liberal Chicks.

    In this #metoo environment we currently hunt in today. dating has become a difficult dance. It’s like we used to Salsa and Merengue but now we have to Waltz. It is difficult enough to hurdle the obstacles of mating, battling only the barriers nature has presented. Trump Supporters have additional obstacles to overcome in our tense political environment. However, fear not fellow Trumpmaniacs. If you stick to The Donald Stuff’s tested and proven method, you will be cuddling up with your Bae, watching CNN and drinking Pumpkin Spice Lattes in no time at all! Step 1: Dress for Success! Unfortunately fellas, you may have to put away that “Lock Her Up” T-Shirt…

  • Comedy,  Satire

    The Art Of The Squeal

    RULE #1 Always Check The Merchandise Would you throw your money down on a horse if you didn’t know the odds or let your best fighter get in the ring if he didn’t know his opponent? Then why would you throw your cheese curl in the snack bowl if you didn’t know who’s birthday it was? Especially these days with everybody cutting their olympic torches off, you really have to make sure your getting what you paid for. In the good old days you just looked at their neck for an Adams Apple but now you have to send them for a back door physical and a full body scan…

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